Category:Heaven

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Heaven is known as the home to God, Original Jesus, Black Jesus, Baby Jesus, and all of the other Jesii. Heaven is widely accepted to be up among the clouds -- particularly cumulonimbus thunderheads, which gives God an excellent vantage point from which to throw thunderbolts (Job 36:30-32).