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- 1111 - The Knights Templar are formed as a clandestine drinking society.
- 1942 - Classic arcade title 1942 designed, rights to year purchased by Capcom.
- 1983 - Science invented by accident. Quickly swept under the carpet.
- 1984 - Miniluv put crimethink proles into fridge, remake them goodthink fullwise.
- 2001 - The mailman bangs your mom. She's her own person, you can't control who she loves.
- 2002 - The U.S. Kitten Embargo begins as part of The War Against Terror (Pictured)
- 2012 - The number two renamed second one.