– Ibi on anything
Anything, contrary to Popular Belief, is not a thing. The belief that it was in fact a thing is little more than an Old Wives Tale, much akin to the one where if you don't go to bed a monster will get you, and tell Dad about what I was doing with the electrician and i'll cut you, bitch. Rumour has it that Anything is a thing on weekends. This has yet to be confirmed. Anything's natural enemy is the speranah, because the speranah is known to eat anything. It is a well known fact that since Anything met The Top, it has acted an escort to many favourite hollywood celebs, who'll do anything to get to the top.
Further information on Anything is distributed solely on a need to know basis. And you don't need to know.
What is Anything?
Anything, in its simplest form can be considered the absence of nothing, this is affirmed by the fact that if you are reading this, you don't have anything between your ears. From this simple statement it may now start to hurt between your toes, under you noes, in that space between ass and genitalia, and on your armpits.
The End of the World
The end of the world as described above will come about when anything sleeps with his gay friend nothing. When this happens, anything and nothing will combine and create a mass confusion black hole. Thus, comes the end of the world. If you live long enough to see anything and nothing combined you will finally care about nothing and not about something. You will also see such things as dogs loving cats, cats loving mice, the meaning of life, and God having sloppy second sex with Osama Bin Laden.