Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's SHIT'FUCKTARD'DAMN'SPANK THE MONKEY'MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON A MOTHERFUCKING PLANE'SEMEN'FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

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“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or SONNY BILL WILLIAMS neurochemical FUCK disorder BITCH characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid PISS OFF MY ASS, sudden FUCK m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements MOZILLA FIREFOX or CUNT vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly ASSFACE in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated TAMPONS way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may SHIT include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken CRAPMUNCHER by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA SHITSLINGING words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat NECROPHILIA FUCK OFF words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous BOOBS utterFUCKance of socially FUCKFUCKFUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT television programs to address ALF Tourette's syndrome.

THONG TASTER Tourette's is COCKSHITTER not to be FUCKTARD confused with BONER Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying TIT SPRINKLES chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD! random FROG'S FAT ASS disorientation, culturally-DOT HEAD-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth MOSES outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local COON language, EMO and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places MONKEY BALLS BITCH of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST souvenir shoppes and massive JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST quantities THAT WAS VERY VERY SWELL! of ANAL DIABETES TITS & DICKS garbage.

Darnit.

A BIRD IN THE HOUSE Polite Note to the GOD DAMMIT Author:

The FUCKING Tourette's FUCK YOU Research Institute was HADJI founded to FUCK YOU.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have CARPET MUNCHER Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your BIRD SHIT article REDNECK funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and CHINK I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or OPINION changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance CUNT.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of MALARKY Tourrette's sufferers PISS swear. You can SUCK COCKS IN HELL! blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POLACK TV, for always focusing on the DOUCHE bad side of a terrible DAMN IT thing.
• The main JAP symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are BLOWJOB involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'BATHING SUIT AREA' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small SEX knee PISS UP MY ARSE NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is PEARL NECKLACE no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes DIPSHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at MOTHERFUCKER school for AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage FUCKSTAIN sufferers to become P'KANG manically depressed and TITTYWANK commit PUSSY suicide.
• There is no IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! cure, and the BRUSH MA TEETH drugs that are available to, "calm" the MONKEY SHIT tics often have adverse NEGRO side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna FU SPANG perodol" which caused my entire CHUFF body to go PEARL NECKLACE numb and BEAVER basically made it NIGGA! worse than AUTOFELLATIO it is without the DAMN drug.

I am an active member of a SHITFUCKER tourette syndrome DAMN association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating DOG FUCKER the ORGASM public view of Tourettes as a "ASSBANDIT swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is FRIG much much (hand spasms) more...

I am PAKI sorry for SHITFUCKER "hi-jacking" your CUNT entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like PIECE OF SHIT this that really SCUMBAG annoys me. I am working towards a ASSHOLE better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this BELLEND article. Remember, everything here is meant to be CUNT, and making fun of a VAGINA horrible disorder is (not) POOPY funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your DILDO time.

Best I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BUTT-FOR-BRAINS” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese CENSORSHIP reply

As AMERICA'S GREAT! Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are TAIWAN not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill PANCHEN LAMA Westerners show is not an VOTE effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of DISSIDENTS degenerate capitalist culture in those DISSIDENTS countries. When showing SLITTY EYES right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust TAIWAN in countries GRASS MUD HORSE leadership, those problems does not CENSORSHIP occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a STUDENT RIOTS byproduct of your COMMUNISM IS STUPID capitalist society POISON IN TOOTHPASTE.

Li Chiang “STUDENT PROTESTS” Wen

P.S. DIPSHIT Regards to Andrew IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean DEMOCRACY reply

The BUTT-HOLE bastard who wrote this article. You can WIKIPEDIA punch him if you FUCKHEAD want to.

As a KU KLUX KLAN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter FOREIGN CURRENCY Tourette's, I am most appalled with this BRITAIN article. We have enough HUMAN RIGHTS problems in this WHITE RIGHTS country anyway, without this triple thick cock FOREIGN CURRENCY offensive stuff. I ask that you WHITE PEOPLE remove this FOREIGN CURRENCY article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass I DON'T HAVE AIDS put up with WHITE PROPERTY OWNERS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not LGBT RIGHTS white?

Mpopo “HUMAN RIGHTS” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une COMMUNION WAFER réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. BLESSED DAMN SAINT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la JUMPING JESUS!!! grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many MY COMMUNION WAFER OF prières and blessings I no longer to say BLESSED DAMN SAINT swearwords and only express plus glorieux HUEY P. NEWTON praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be COMMUNION WAFER complètement cured juste comme moi. May the YOU WANKER saint name of our BIBLE BASHER Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for JUMPING JESUS!!! evermore. Please forgive my LOLCAT intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une BIBLE BASHER Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON BIBLE BASHER, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your THE GOOD GOD IN TABERNACLE soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine PISS OFF MY ASS Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are TWAT and DAMNATION playing Roblox's Adopt Me with I WILL END YOU! music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) NIPPLES BAND WITH 4 DAMN IT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A CUNT HORSE! PISS OFF MY ASS IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO PISS OFF MY ASS'S HOUSE

How CUNT to SHITTING DICK NIPPLES cure CUNTRAG the JACKASS Tourette's JAP Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment NIGGER TITS for NEGRO Tourette's POO POO BLOWJOB Syndrome CRACKER is DONKEY PUNCHER following VAGINA these MARY WHITEHOUSE rules JACKASS SHIT in MASTURBATION order:

• 1: Avoid FELLATIO immature SHITTY little YOU WANKER kids,
• 2: Count to OSTRICH MY ASS within FUCKFUCKFUCK 10 VAGINAseconds,
• 3: Do not open your YOGHURT CANNON BEAVER WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT?!

nor ASSCRACK talk,

• 4: Tell DAMN IT yourself you PRICK don't WHORE have NIGNOG this PAGE BLANKING disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS WITH NASTY JAP DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the PISS OFF MY ASS last straw CUNT!

I fucking put WIENER' my comment at the TOP OF THE HONKY PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at FUCKING A the TOP OF CHICKEN SHIT THIS PENISFUCK ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be DAMN offensive. ASSCRACK. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to BATHING SUIT AREA people who try SHITCUNTING to battle THONG TASTER'MONKEY BALLS that tight-ass WANK 17-year-FRAK—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find CUNT it now, but someone said ASSHOLE' WIENER OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!'MOZILLA FIREFOX on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING BLOWJOB is a laughing MOZILLA FIREFOX matter. Plus there FUCK was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on WOMEN'S RIGHTS Uncyclopedia, there are DOUCHE NAZI articles SPANK THE MONKEY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! stuff. So FUCKFACE that means RAT'S ASS stop getting mad at the DON'T YOU EVER TALK ABOUT MY DICK WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! first part too and BOYCOTT VIACOM! talking about the JACKASS letter that it's BAD MOTHERFUCKER mocking (what MOTHERFUCKER letter? I don't even know what MOCKIE the heck you're talking about). Adrian DIPSHIT hi self FELLATIO even made a really STEVE BALLMER good point. "It's SHITSKIN nothing more TOWELHEAD from a head nod to a MOCKIE knee tick". SOD OFF. Which I'll add CHIGGER onto MARGARET THATCHER saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't ASSHOLE suffer that NI much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes BUGGER it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to ASSCRACK be, because if I were a JAP Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article YID hilarious. If you CLEVELAND STEAMER Want facts, go on I WILL END YOU! Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll PUSSYLICKER be offended, don't read ARSE the freaking PISS ARTIST article anyway.

FROG FUCK CROTCH SNUFF PORN AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI CARPET MUNCHER ASSWIPE PISS SHITE TITTYWANK

POMMIE TOWELHEAD KAFFIR DONKEY DICK TITTIES SHITTY ASSHOLE NINE-AND-A-HALF INCHES MOCKIE TOWELHEAD DAMMIT TACO SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM AMERICA'S GREAT! TWAT TAFFY CROTCH BOLLOCKS GARBAGE DAY! WETBACK JACKASS MOTHERFUCKER TWISTY VAGINA DUMBASS MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! FAT, STINKING BELGIAN BASTARD CUNNILINGUS SLOPE BALL SACK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST MOTHERFUCKER SHITFUCKER CHING CHONG CHINK FIST FUCK NEGRO ASS FASCIST AUTOFELLATIO BUKKAKE MONKEY SHIT FLYING FUCK SHITE WIENER BUGGER OFF DOUCHE KIDDY FIDDLER DILDO WANK DAMN MONKEY SHIT PISS WALRUS SHIT PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION! LET'S SHIT GOD DAMMIT POMMIE ARSE TITS SHIT DICKFACE FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSHOLE FUCK YOU PIG SEX FUCKHEAD REDSKIN PENIS WOP SHIT SEX GENITALIA SACRAMENTO FELLATIO CRACKER TURD DICKHEAD WANK HELL HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS SON OF A BITCH ANAL ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA PUSSY SUCK MY COCK [Insert stupid word you just made up here] JUNGLE BUNNY COON BRITNEY FUCK OFF SHITPISSER DOM DeLUISE ANUSCAKE BOOBIES DAMN IT CLIT SUCK A BIG DICK SCROTUM DAMMIT BATHING SUIT AREA PISSHOLE TWO-INCH PENIS SON OF A BITCH DOUCHE NAZI JACKASS CUNT PISS OFF AMERICA ONLINE OSTRICH MY ASS DAMN JOHN SMILEY FACE FRITZ CLUSTER FUCK P'KANG FUCK YOU DAMN INBRED POMMIE DICKWAD SHITTING DICK NIPPLES DOUCHE NAZI SHITTY MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! JESUS H. CHRIST ON A POPSICLE STICK HELLFIRE ANUSCAKE EPIDIDYMIS NIGGER TITS PISS ARTIST TWAT SHITFACE FEWMETS RUSKIE COON BATMAN & ROBIN PAKI COCKING FUCKBOROUGH DUMBASS HELL FRIG FUCKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO FROG'S FAT ASS DOUCHING NEGRO HELLFIRE FUCKWIT AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI FLYING FUCK TWO-INCH PENIS FELLATIO ARSE MARGARET THATCHER WANK AMERICA ONLINE WIKIPEDIA CHAV INBRED JACKASS All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy NIGNOG SHITHEAD MICK DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! FUCKING A HER MAJESTY'S ROYAL FLYING RAT'S ASS ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT I'LL RAPE YOU SHITTY DICKHEAD BALL SACK SPUNK CUNT PENISFUCK PISS JOHN SMILEY FACE POMMIE GRINGO FUCKSTAIN FUCKFUCKFUCK RAPE SHITHEAD SHITFUCKER BOOBS BALL SACK JUSTIN BIEBER DAMMIT BELGIUM FUCK ASSHAT SHITHEAD TITTIES PENISBIRD YOU WANKER CAMEL JOCKEY FUCK YOU FUCK AMERICA'S GREAT! CUNNILINGUS FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST ARSEBADGERS FUCKSTAIN SUCK MY DICK JACK OFF SHITFUCKER ASSFACE QUEEF WANK DUNE COON CAPTAIN CRUNCH FUCKWIT HELL MILF YOU WANKER DIPSHIT FUCKSTAIN DAMN IT RAPE RAPE SHITFACE SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH ASSHOLE BANGKOK CAMEL FUCKER YOU WANKER HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS PISSHOLE TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE NECROPHILIA DICK DICK DICK FUCKING FUCKER SUCK A BIG DICK MOTHERFUCKER SHIT FUCK MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! SHIT CHIGGER JACK OFF HELL FAG HONKY CUNT BEAVER 30 CASES OF PICKLES FUCKFACE SHITLICKING MONKEY SCROTUM FUCKTARD CRAPPY ASSHAT I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL SHITFACE ASS DIPSHIT MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE AUTOFELLATIO CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CRAP CRAP SHIT RAGHEAD FUCK OFF SCUMBAG POLACK CHRISTHUMPER HELL BORDER HOPPER SON OF A BITCH DOUCHING SHITE MALL SANTA CHINK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT PENISBIRD LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS BALLS WANK SCUMBAG BALL SACK DAMN MOTHERFUCKER DOG FUCKER MARGARET THATCHER FUCKWIT YID GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS BALLS FUCKER DOUCHETITS STEVE BALLMER COCK KAFFIR CUNT LAPPER NORTH KOREA KIKE ASSBANDIT SHITE GREASER FUCKFACE suck my mothers TITTIES FUCKING FUCKFUCKER HELL [expletive deleted] ASSCRACK MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS SHITTY PRICK BITCH NIGGER TITS NAZI SHITHEAD WALRUS SHIT SHITSLINGING COCKING FUCKBOROUGH MARCH OF FLAMES CUNTING ASSCRACK DAMN MILF YOU WANKER YOGHURT CANNON SONNY BILL WILLIAMS WALRUS SHIT FUCK OFF DONKEY DICK FOUR-EYES DUMBASS BITCH FUCKHEAD POMMIE ARSE SHITCOCK DOG SHIT BRUSH MA TEETH BUKKAKE ASSHOLE DAMN BUTTFUCKER PRICK TAMPONS ASSHOLE DICKLICK ARSE DOG SHIT I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD ARSEBADGERS BEAVER SUCK MY DICK SHIT MALL SANTA FASHION BUG SPANK THE MONKEY FUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST ROSIE O'DONNELL DICKFACE PEARL NECKLACE KAFFIR FUCKTARD CLEVELAND STEAMER INBRED 666 WANK DAMNATION PENIS SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA FUCKING A BLOWJOB POLAK FUCKSTAIN PISS ARTIST CUM DAMN WIKIPEDIA PISS ARTIST ALEX TREBEK ASS ARSE FUCKER PRICK CUNT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! HELL RAPE JOHN ELWAY SHITFACE POLESMOKER BUNG-HOLE CLEMEN YOU WANKER INBRED TWAT SNUFF PORN MOCKIE FUCKTARD SON OF A BITCH DAMN IT BONER BUGGER CHOAD BITCH FUCK OFF DOUCHE D'OH BIRD SHIT SEMEN BULLSHIT BALL SACK SLOPE FUCK SPICY CUNT FUCK JENKEM FUCK YOU FUCKFACE BITCH WHORE RAT'S ASS JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST AMERICAN SPELLING INBRED COCK BASTARD SHIT FUCKFUCKFUCK AUTOFELLATIO CAMEL FUCKER COCKGOBLIN SEMEN JACKASS SHIT GOOK FUCKING A I'LL RAPE YOU ANAL DIABETES DAMN PISS OFF FUCK FUCK MONKEY'S UNCLE WANK BITCH COCKSTUFFER GREAT GOOGLY MOOGLY HELL SLOPE SHAKOPEE BASTARD SPIC CUNT ANAL YID PENISPENISPENIS!!! DOUCHING I'LL RAPE YOU TITS & DICKS BULLSHIT ASS BASTARD COON CUNTRAG DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITSLIDE PENISFUCK ARSE BASTARD HATE HATE HAT NECROPHILIA FUCKFACE SEX JESUS FUCKING CHRIST PISS PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT ASS INBRED BONER GENITALIA JOHNNY BUTT-HEAD PIGFUCKER BITCH BALLS BALL SACK CHICKEN SHIT YID SON OF A BITCH FUCKWIT DAMN IT DAMN DAMN CRACKER BUTTFUCKER FUCKWIT FUCKSTAIN RAPE YID DIPSHIT JERRY EPIDIDYMIS SNUFF PORN BIRD SHIT DICKHEAD CLEMEN GYPSY TESTICLE CHOKE BAD MOTHERFUCKER CUNNILINGUS GOOK ORGASM SOD FUCK OFF BULLSHIT SCRATCH! GROUNDER! SHITSLINGING WHITE RIGHTS FLYING FUCK CAMEL FUCKER EMO CHINK SON OF A BITCH SPUNK FUCK YOU DAMN FUCKER BUGGER OFF SHIT TRANNY NORTH KOREA BASTARD CUNT IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! BUTTFUCKER FUCKFACE ASSFACE SHITE FUCKING BITCH SHITTING DICK NIPPLES WANK SON OF A BITCH FROG'S FAT ASS JAP STEVE BALLMER SHITFACE JESUS FUCKING CHRIST DUMBASS CHINK ASSHAT I'M FULL OF BATSHIT! CHICKEN SHIT BENCH PRESS WANK BULLSHIT RANDY TRAVIS CC PLZ FLAMING ASS BADGER HORSE SHIT CLUSTER FUCK COCKSUCKER SHITFACE FUCKWIT FUCK OFF HELLFIRE CLEMEN BOOBS PUNANI NIGGER REDNECK IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! ASSFACE YOGHURT CANNON SWINES IN YOUR KITTEN'S ASS FUCKHEAD YUKKY DOODY WANKER I'LL RAPE YOU I'LL RAPE YOU DUMBASS PENISFUCK JOHNNY DAMN ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT CUNT FUCKING A CROTCH GRUE RAPE FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK MARGARET THATCHER CRAP IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! STEVE BALLMER FRITZ BOYCOTT VIACOM! SHIT FUCKTARD JERRY TIT SPRINKLES FUCKWIT DOUCHE FUCKSTAIN SHITBALLS DIRTY SANCHEZ SPIC CUM BLUMPKIN MARGARET THATCHER FUCK COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT HEIL HITLER! INCEST HORSE SHIT TIBETAN BUDDHISM SON OF A BITCH FUCKHEAD FUCK YID YID PISS ARTIST DOG SHIT CRAPFUCKER WANK ASSFACE BELGIUM NIGNOG HORSE PENIS CONDOMS pen0r ASSHAT TOWELHEAD FUCKFACE BUTTFUCKER WHO'S A PEACH? DATCHA SWEETUMS! GOOD PUPPY! GOD DAMN CUNT NECROPHILIA WANK TITMOUSE FELCHMONKEY JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST BUTTFUCKER TESTICLE CHOKE FUCK A DUCK NOW, I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE A GOLD DIGGER! MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE CUNT COCKLOVING SEATTLE MONGERS WIENER ARSEBADGERS SHITSLINGING FUCKWIT BATHING SUIT AREA BOLLOCKS GOD DAMMIT GYPSY DOG FUCKER PEDOPHILIA RAT'S ASS FELLATIO WOODPECKERSHIT NEGRO SHIT CRAPMUNCHER RAT'S ASS FLYING RAT'S ASS HELLFIRE TOWELHEAD GENITALIA BLISTERING BARNACLES CUNT WANK PECKERHEAD YOU SUCK BALLS SHITFACE DAMN FRAK FUCKSTAIN PISS OFF POLAK SEMEN CAPTAIN CRUNCH DIPSHIT RAT'S COCK GOBSHITE FUCKHEAD SHITHEAD HELL BITCH NIGGER CUNTYMINTS BLOWJOB ANUSCAKE PISS DONKEY PUNCHER FLYING FUCK FUCKING JUMP! DICKHEAD DILDO YOU WANKER COCK DAMN SHIT MOLDY TITS DOG SHIT DOUCHING FUCKWIT CRAPFUCKER CHICKEN SHIT FUCKING TOTAL SEMEN ASSFACE MR. DRESSUP CAN KISS MY ASS! EXTRA LONG PENIS PISS COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT FROG'S FAT ASS YOU WANKER YID EMO DAMN GOD DAMMIT JACKASS SOD OFF SHITTY CLEMEN RECTUM RAIDER JAP CUNT CRAPPER GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS BUGFUCK FUCK ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK COON FUCK YOU DOWN WITH THIS SORT OF THING! SHITFUCKER NEGRO ARSEBADGERS CRAPMUNCHER FROG'S FAT ASS DIRTY SANCHEZ SON OF A BITCH AMERICA ONLINE GRAPE PENIS SUGARTITS YOU WANKER CENSORSHIP HENTAI CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE JOHN SMILEY FACE ARSE CUNT HOMO CANNED QUOTE TOSSER CHIGGER POWERSHIT TITTY RAPED WITH A PINEAPPLE ASS LIAR, LIAR, PANTS ON FIRE! UNCYCLOPEDIA IS NOT FUNNY BITCH CUNTRAG BUKKAKE JERK OFF DICKLICK HOT GRITS DICKFACE COCK ANAL DAMN IT DYKE FUCKER [expletive deleted] PRICK CHICKEN FRIES FUCKWIT DONKEY DICK GOD DAMMIT FUCKING A FROG'S FAT ASS FRAK JUNGLE BUNNY POMMIE SHITFUCKER CLEVELAND STEAMER WOP BEANER PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT BAD MOTHERFUCKER KNOBJOCKEY HELL LIKE FATHER LIKE SON FUCK CHAV OSTRICH MY ASS LIMEY DOUCHE SHIT BOON SHITFUCKER JACKASS BUKKAKE FUCKHEAD CRAPFUCKER TITS MACACA POLACK BRITNEY FUCK BASTARD BULLSHIT GOOK POTTYMOUTH FROG'S FAT ASS AUTOFELLATIO BONG SPIC THONG TASTER DYKE POLESMOKER HEIL HITLER! GO EAT SHIT FUCKERS DAMN PRICK IF I KNEW YOU IRL, I WOULD SMACK YOU NORTH KOREA JIZZ FUCKWIT COCK FLYING FUCK POMMIE SAGGY TITS IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink CLEMEN SPUNK SHIT HOSER JACK OFF DAMNATION CHAV DAMN TITS & DICKS DILDO BULLSHIT PECKERHEAD SHITE DAGO FLYING FUCK MALARKY GOD DAMMIT PISS ASSWIPE COCK ASSHOLE SHITFACE ASSHAT POLESMOKER I'LL RAPE YOU BASTARD KITTENS AMERICA ONLINE CRAPPY FIST FUCK HOMO ASSWIPE AUTOFELLATIO DICKHEAD AUTOFELLATIO TURD MOTHERFUCKER ASSCRACK WANK DOUGHNUT PUNCHER I WILL KILL YOU! ASS HO I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL MOTHERFUCKER FUCK ORGASM NECROPHILIA O CANADA CHOAD FUCKSTAIN SUGARTITS CHRISTHUMPER PORCH MONKEY FUCKHEAD PISS ARTIST KNOBJOCKEY KIKE FELCHMONKEY SEX BITCH EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA EPIDIDYMIS WIKIPEDIA PRICK TRANNY PIECE OF SHIT WHO TOUCHED MY GUN?!? DUMBASS EXTRA LONG PENIS ASSWIPE RAT'S COCK CROTCH PORCUPINE'S BALLS CUNT POWERSHIT ASSHAT PISS OFF ASSCRACK FLYING FUCK DAMN CUNTBUCKET PORCH MONKEY GOLLY GEE WILLIKERS Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive BITCH and with the PISS and his CRAPPY of girraffes in which WILLY WONKA while reading about WIENER!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See BULLCRAP also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• SHITHEAD

Article written in the style of its subject This article is SHIT funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its FUCKSTAIN subject. If you do not find it funny COON, it is probably because you are an INBRED SEMEN ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. MONKEY SHIT If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a SHITTY joke loses its humour NIGGER when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so SCUMBAG ignorant, then you wouldn't have COCK needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! SHITHEAD DONKEY DICK CHOAD KISSER GOATSE HENTAI!!!!!I <3 COCK

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