Alliteration

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Alliteration articulates an artistic and alacritous approach aimed at annotating and arranging alphabetic accoutrements as alarmingly affective alignments. Alliteration allows aspiring authors abilities above average approaches. Alliterative adroitness accentuates accomplishments (an appealing aspect appalling artistic arrangements attempt abominably). Allowing additional anterior alphanumerics, although adumbrating aesthetic accuracy, affords abortive artistic acuity. Ancient alliterations affirm archeological assertions accrediting archaic artistic alliterative ascendancy. Albeit acutely arduous, alliteration affects antonymous allegory, an absolute actualization alluding asomatous abstruse anima.

An accomplished actor, Alan Alda's always assaulted around amorous argyle arsonists.
Peter Pan pleasantly picks planks, painstakingly preparing precipitating plentiful punts, punishing pansy pirates.
Long legged lusciously lithe lesbians lunging long lustfully longing licks, licking large languishing love lips.
Tantalizingly tall trampy topless teenagers tend to titillate tempted taxi-drivers.
American athlete Adam Archuleta asphyxiating after an allergy attack.
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Applications


Alliteration aided artificers all along, and always assists artists' attempts at aesthetic amelioration.

Assorted alliterative applications are:

  • Aardvark adulation.
  • Android arbitration.
  • Anxious alligator admonition.
  • Ameliorating annoying anecdotal accounts.
  • Amiable arguments about alternative antidotes.
  • Artistic artisans avert annoying anteaters' attention.
  • Androgynous autoerotic asphyxiation. (Admittedly, anonymous activists advise against allowing anoxemia.)

Arguments about Alliteration


Advocates
Alliteration's advocates approve alliterative articles and always appreciate anterior alphanumeric axiom adherence.

Arguments advocating alliteration:
  • Any alliterating alphanumeric arrangement acquires an aggrandized atmospheric ambiance.
  • Alliterators acquire an ace argot, applicable among added active alliterators.
  • Anyone apt at alliteration animates assuasively.

Adversaries
Alliteration's adversaries assume absolute alliteration absurd. "After all, any arrant application as abrasive as absolute alliteration assures awkwardness and altercation", an avid automatic alliteration antagonist alludes.

Arguments against alliteration:
  • Arguably, alliterative A's are assonant and aren't actually authentic.
  • Alliteration arouses absolute amazement amongst asinine associates.
  • Average Americans absolutely abhor any (and all) alliteration.
  • Alligators aren't alliterators, although alligators are absolutely awesome.

Apathetics
Alliteration's apathetics advise against agonizing about alliteration.

Arguments allowing alliteration at average amounts:
  • An aureate average always acts as an agreeable alternative.

Argentina


“Alle Argentinier! Achtung!”

~ Adolf

Argentinians always asphyxiate alcoholics around August and agitate Alaska, although apathetic Americans allow aggressive Argentinian attacks against Albania. Alcoholics Anonymous agents attempt assaults against Argentina; amusing assholes, apparently! Alabaster ain't allowed around Argentina anymore.

Amen. Always armed and amicable.

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