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''Section on artists whose music is better known through StepMania than elsewhere''
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''Section on artists whose music is better known through StepMania than elsewhere, like Mindless Self-Indulgence and Machinae Supremacy''

Revision as of 04:11, 24 March 2008

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StepMania, the Free DDR Ripoff(TM) is widely considered to be the poor man's dance game. Someone who has enough money to afford a computer and a broadband Internet connection probably isn't poor, but that's beside the point. Well, not really - StepMania simfiles are a widely recognized and widely disregarded vehicle for music piracy. Anyway...another popular complaint against StepMania is that it is "DDR for people who are too lazy to use their feet." (isn't that beatmania?) Real dance-game geeks consider it dishonorable to play StepMania using a keyboard, but everyone does so anyway.

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Insert something here about the usual Konami conspiracy, and how StepMania was forked out to Pedwar It Up: In The Groove and Pump It Up PRO

Insert something here about people hurting their fingers w/ excessively hard simfiles, etc., and tie this into the conspiracy theory

Write some more about the "keyboard vs. pad" debate

Insert a joke about Stepford wives (??? - will need expert help on this)

Anything else to maintain minimum standards of humor

Section on artists whose music is better known through StepMania than elsewhere, like Mindless Self-Indulgence and Machinae Supremacy