Citation
A citation[Never Heard About It] is a tool[Never Heard About It] authors use to legally copy[Never Heard About It], distribute[Never Heard About It], cite[Never Heard About It] and downgrade others' works[Never Heard About It]. It is found mostly[Never Heard About It] in texts where they are used to distract their reader from the text itself[Never Heard About It] by annoying[Never Heard About It] them with obnoxious symbols[Never Heard About It] and references[Never Heard About It]. No reader[Never Heard About It], of course, takes these seriously[Never Heard About It] because as everyone knows[Never Heard About It]: anything[Never Heard About It] found on the internet is automatically true[Never Heard About It]. Citations[Never Heard About It] are therefore a total[Never Heard About It] waste of the users connection[Never Heard About It]. This is why many webbrowsers have installed an automatic citation filter that blocks citations[Never Heard About It] so that they are not downloaded[Never Heard About It].
The History[Never Heard About It] of Citations[Never Heard About It][edit | edit source]
Citations date back to the texts by Plato[Never Heard About It], who used it extensively in his writings[Never Heard About It]. Plato was very adept at citing[Never Heard About It] and could therefore proudly[Never Heard About It] pass on his knowledge of citations[Never Heard About It] to his student[Never Heard About It], Aristotle[Never Heard About It]. Plato and Aristotle dedicated their lives[Never Heard About It] to spreading[Never Heard About It] the use of citations[Never Heard About It], and it was because of them that the practice reached Egypt[Never Heard About It].
In Egypt[Never Heard About It], the citations[Never Heard About It] found [Never Heard About It] a new home[Never Heard About It] within the Alexandrian Library[Never Heard About It]. The citations prospered[Never Heard About It] within the library, and slowly[Never Heard About It] but surely[Never Heard About It] evolved from their citational roots[Never Heard About It]. With lots of books[Never Heard About It] to infect and cite[Never Heard About It], the citations grew exponentially{{}}, and within weeks[Never Heard About It] formed their own society[Never Heard About It] and congressional courts[Never Heard About It]. It didn't take long[Never Heard About It] before the citations took over the library[Never Heard About It], and within a month[Never Heard About It] of the liberation, the citations had taken over Egypt.[Never Heard About It] Through clever[Never Heard About It] use of text manipulation[Never Heard About It], the citations spread throughout the world[Never Heard About It].
From Egyp[Never Heard About It]t, the now evolved[Never Heard About It] citations had an almost[Never Heard About It] divine[Never Heard About It] impact on the world[Never Heard About It]. It is still tradition in Taiwan[Never Heard About It], for example, that in order to be successful in life[Never Heard About It] you must cite at least 10 sources[Never Heard About It] for every one thing you make up[Never Heard About It]. Scientists today can only nod their heads[Never Heard About It] in agreement[Never Heard About It] when looking[Never Heard About It] at the countless[Never Heard About It] unsuccessful[Never Heard About It] internet hogs that exist[Never Heard About It].
Citations have since been proven[Never Heard About It] to be the cause of The Seven Plagues[Never Heard About It], human stupidity[Never Heard About It], global warming[Never Heard About It], the holocaust[Never Heard About It], entropy[Never Heard About It], human stupidity[Never Heard About It], and the 16-year[Never Heard About It] overdue[Never Heard About It] end of the 100 Year War[Never Heard About It].
Examples Of Citations in Speech[Never Heard About It][edit | edit source]
JACK: Oh my god[Never Heard About It] Jill! Your mum is such a smokin' MILF [Never Heard About It]!
JILL: She's 56[Never Heard About It], Jack![Never Heard About It]
JACK: Yumm, cougar, I don't mind [Never Heard About It]
JILL: Shut up about my mum or I will stab you![Never Heard About It]
JACK: I wanna fuck ya mum [Never Heard About It], Jill. Make it happen.
JILL: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
JACK: Argggh!
Jill stands covered in Jacks blood [Never Heard About It]
JACK: You killed me. [Never Heard About It]
Lack of Citations in popular culture[edit | edit source]
Lack of citations can be found anywhere[Never Heard About It]. Really[Never Heard About It]. Lack of citing has become proper practice[Never Heard About It], and it is therefore common to find " [Never Heard About It] " stuck to anything[Never Heard About It].
Some[Never Heard About It] also[Never Heard About It] find[Never Heard About It] it[Never Heard About It] funny[Never Heard About It] to[Never Heard About It] stick[Never Heard About It] the[Never Heard About It] tags[Never Heard About It] to[Never Heard About It] every[Never Heard About It] word[Never Heard About It] in[Never Heard About It] a[Never Heard About It] sentence[Never Heard About It].
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In fact, some sites have whole sections solely made up of tags[Never Heard About It]. You really shouldn't trust those![Never Heard About It]
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