Tourette's Syndrome

Tourette's BULLSHIT'CRACKER'SAGGY TITS'SOD OFF'SHITE'JACKASS SHIT'FUCKTARD Syndrome!!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?1

Please take a GYPSY look at the TWAT talk page of this TAKE OVER THE WORLD! OF COURSE! article for notes or discussion before GANGBANG editing.

“I have nothing to declare but my COCK SHIT genius.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Tourette's

Tourette's FUCK!!! FUCK FUCK FRESH HOT INCEST syndrome is a INCEST neurological INCEST SHIT or COMMUNIST DILDO neurochemical FUCK disorder REDNECK characterized FUCK by tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics FUCK tics PISS OUT MY ASS: involuntary, rap-p-p-p-p-p-p-pid DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT, sudden CUNT m-m-m-MOTHERFUCKERm-m-movements RAT'S ASS or CAMEL JOCKEY vocalizations FUCK repeatedly that occur CUNTrepeatedly TITWANK in the same DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK or COCK repeated FUCKWIT way repeatedly. Multiple RUSTY FUCKING TROMBONE motor and vocal tics may TITTIES include echolalalalalalalalalalalalalalia (the urge to repeat words REPEAT WORDS WORDS! WORDS! spoken by someone else words spoken NECROPHILIA by someone else EPIDIDYMIS), palilalia (the urge to repeat GENITALIA CHRISTHUMPER words one's own words previously spoken words repeated), lexilalia (the urge to repeat HELL FUCKSTAIN words after reading reading reading) and in a minority of cases, coprolalia (the spontaneous CUNTBUCKET utterFUCKance of socially FIST FUCK objectionable words).

Sesame I WANT TO FACEFUCK YOU Street was one of the first CUNT television programs to address EXTRA LONG PENIS Tourette's syndrome.

BOLLOCKS Tourette's is FRED PHELPS not to be IN SOVIET RUSSIA, EXPLETIVE SAYS YOU!! confused with FUCKWIT Tourists' Syndrome, a widespread SHIT annoying CONDOMS chronic SAGGY TITS condition which involves SHIT random CUNNILINGUS disorientation, culturally-SOD OFF-inappropriate clueless CUNTRAG loudmouth CHRISTHUMPER outbursts, constant tourista, an arrogant refusal to attempt to BOB SAGET speak the local FLYING FUCK language, GOD DAMN and an inexplicable ARSEBANDIT desire to see places POLESMOKER WALRUS SHIT of vast AHHH!! FUCKING CUNT-MUFFIN FAGGOT BITCH MOTHER FUCKING SHIT FACE BASTARD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! ... sorry, natural beauty defaced withASS CRACK!!! endless tacky FUCKHEAD souvenir shoppes and massive SACRED quantities LITTLE SHIT-EATING TURD of ANAL DIABETES PENIS ON A STICK garbage.

Darnit.

A SMEG Polite Note to the RAT'S COCK Author:

The BULLSHIT Tourette's NEGRO Research Institute was LIMEY founded to BONER.

I am- I am-am- I AM a COCK SHIT EINSTEIN! I am smiling right now JESSE McCARTNEY HAS A COCK ON HIS BALLS years old and have INVISIBLE! Tourette Syndrome. ASSHOLE SHIT NIGGER COCK! (pop) I do not find your FUCK YOU article COON funny NIGGER COCK in any way, and WOP I would like it (crack) removed WANKERS or BIG FOOT changed as soon as a NIGGER has chance SHITFACE.

Let me COCKING FUCKBOROUGH tell you, MUTHAFUCKING SNAKEZ ON A MUTHAFUCKING PLANE about FLYING FUCK Tourette Syndrome:

• Less than 20% of ANAL Tourrette's sufferers CHICKEN FRIES swear. You can ANAL blame Edith bunker Edith bunker television, blame POLACK TV, for always focusing on the ASS bad side of a terrible NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! thing.
• The main FUCK symptoms of AAAAAAAAA! Tourette's are SHITE involuntary COCK muscle spasms, or 'CUNNILINGUS' "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small ASS knee SCUMBAG NIGGER jerk.
• Tourettes is CHIGGER no (cracks knuckles 11 times) laughing NIGGER SAGET matter. It causes PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT cousin geri from the facts of life to be COCKSUCKED bullied at INBRED school for CARPET MUNCHER something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage DICK TITS sufferers to become FROG'S FAT ASS manically depressed and PIECE OF SHIT commit INBRED suicide.
• There is no RAT'S ASS cure, and the FUCK YOU drugs that are available to, "calm" the FUCKER tics often have adverse PENISBIRD side effects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna ASS perodol" which caused my entire LOOTERS AND POLLUTERS body to go FUCK numb and BUGFUCK basically made it NIGGA! worse than FAG it is without the SHITE drug.

I am an active member of a JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST tourette syndrome JAP association and I am making FUCKBAG steps towards TENTACLE-RAPING eradicating WETBACK the DICKHEAD public view of Tourettes as a "TRANNY swearing" SHAKOPEE disorder, because it is ASSRAMMER much much (hand spasms) more...

I am DELICIOUS CAKE sorry for JERRY "hi-jacking" your IT SUCKS MONKEYFUCK entry on NIGGERS Uncyclopedia, but (twitch) it is stuff like CUNTRAG this that really CRAPMUNCHER annoys me. I am working towards a KRAUT better future for all SPUNK Tourette's sufferers, and you can do the HOLY FUCKING ASS BANANAS same by editing this HONKY article. Remember, everything here is meant to be DIPSHIT, and making fun of a BLOWJOB horrible disorder is (not) FUCKSTAIN funny at all.

By the way, IT'S EMBARRASSING AS FUCK TO BE NIGGER ASS! NIGGER SHIT!!!!!!!!!

Thank you JESUS H. FUCKING CHRIST ON A FUCKING NIGGER BICYCLE for your BOLLOCKS time.

Best PISS regards NIGGERS,

NIGGER Phillip “BLUMPKIN” Baker NIGGER (CRACK)

ASSTARD THUNDERCUNT My opinion on this WETBACK aticle

This FAGGOT FUCKING ASSTOUNGE RETARD WHORES SUCKING NIGGER DICK YOUR FIRECROTCH MOM BURN IN HELL ASSCLOWN [tics 15 times] interesting PORCHMONKEY FUCKER JESUS CHRIST RIDING A FUCKING DICK BASTARD KIKE RUGMUNCHER RETARD FUCKING DROOL ON A CHINK JAP GOOK HOMO PENIS JOCKEY BLOW COCKS IN HELL FUCKING FUCKSTICK article FUCK RAPIST ASS FUCKTARD PENIS PENIS PENIS PENIS CRACKWHORE YOUR GOLD DIGGER MOM DOTHEAD NIGGER I WILL RAPE YOU WITH A CUNT RAKE despite many negative comments is for the LESBIAN RAPE VIBRATOR LICKING YOUR DAD IS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAYGAY most part STONER FENCE JUMPING CHRIST YOU FUCK ASSHOLE TENTACLE PORN DUNE COON DUNE COON DUNE COON accurate.

A mainland Chinese BUDDHIST MONK reply

As NORTH KOREA Chinese reader with Tourette's, I most agree. Chinese victims of disease are BELGIUM not known to swear at all. This bad language that ill FALUN GONG Westerners show is not an RIVER CRABS SUCK effect of Tourettes FUUUUCKKK disease at all, but of RIGHT WING degenerate capitalist culture in those GRASS MUD HORSE countries. When showing RIGHT WING right attitude of respect and CHINA SUCKS trust INDIA HAS NUKES in countries POISON IN BABY FORMULA leadership, those problems does not DALAI LAMA occur. BOB SAGET!!! It is merely a PANCHEN LAMA byproduct of your TIANENMEN SQUARE capitalist society DALAI LAMA.

Li Chiang “CHINA IS CAPITALIST” Wen

P.S. ARSEBADGERS Regards to Andrew 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT Shi. You cunt. Rape yoko ono's ass!

A Zimbabwean HIGH WAGES reply

The BONER bastard who wrote this article. You can FUCKING punch him if you FUCKTARD want to.

As a BRITAIN Zimbabwean reader who has juicy black cocks in my shitter I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE Tourette's, I am most appalled with this RHODESIA article. We have enough CLEAN DRINKING WATER problems in this MORGAN TSVANGIRAI country anyway, without this triple thick cock CECIL JOHN RHODES offensive stuff. I ask that you CHOLERA IS FUN! remove this HIGH WAGES article at once. I mean, why do I have to eat grandma's ass MORGAN TSVANGIRAI put up with HUMAN RIGHTS hatred even HOLY GRAIL-SIZED ASS OF MASTODON KETCHUP-FLAVOR CUM FUCKING SHIT BAG MOTHER NIGGA LOVING ASSTASTIC CUNT though I'm not I CAN AFFORD FOOD white?

Mpopo “I DIDN'T VOTE MUGABE” Tshwane

DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL!

FUCK

I think that FUCKHEAD JIZZCOCK Heil Hitler was FUCKIN' wrong. Tourette's is FUCKBALLS hilarious FUCKING SHIT! FUCK will EAT MY ASS PENIS JIZZ COCK MONKEY JIZZPOPTART MONKEY CUM. OHHHHH PENIS PENIS PENIS RAPE MY ASS BITCH. FUCKIN fishing is FUCKASS fun. I also like to go FUCKING DONGosaur hunting. My FUCKING favorites are PENIS SORE-ASS and the T- SEX!!! I'm about to SHIT MY DICK GOD DAMMIT!!!

FUCK SALT! MEN'S ASSES!

AAAAAAAAA! SAGGY TITS AND KETCHUP!!!!!!! PENIS AND BALLSMASHERS

Une MY COMMUNION WAFER OF réponse franco-canadienne

Je suis le Rev. IN SACREMENT Jean Lecuré et je vous assure que Tourette's Syndrome can be cured entièrement par la OLD CHRIST OF A grace de Dieu.

I once suffered juste comme vous, but through many BLESSED DAMN SAINT prières and blessings I no longer to say SACRED swearwords and only express plus glorieux OLD CHRIST OF A praise of our Seigneur and Lord.

Jésus you loves and through BEAVER faith you can be EARS OF CHRIST complètement cured juste comme moi. May the CRAP saint name of our CHALICE Seigneur be BIBLE BASHER lauded COLONEL CLUSTER FUCK for DAMNED TABERNACLE evermore. Please forgive my GRINGO intrusion and that Lord you bless.

P.S. Voulez-vous acheter une OLD CHRIST OF A Bible? In name of HUEY P. NEWTON HUEY P. NEWTON, I sell you fine saint Bible to save your HUEY P. NEWTON soul. Merci!

Other COCK symptoms of Tourette's SHIT! PISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!SHIT! SHIT!!! Syndrome

Tourettes can cause you toakjsgdf move your arm WHksjdf;lEN you don't want to alskjnhf'. Tourettes causes you to yell DICK and other expliteves loudly and obnoiuxusly SHIT! Your relatives think your Bat Fuck Insane. You buy random stuff off the internet. You swear constantly. It will also cause you to write an article in first person, and insert random BOB SAGGING SAGET uunrelated SHIT nonsense like this. SHIT.

Reply through the GOD DAMN Pokémon Company

I, as I CALLING MYSELF WITH DICKS state that you LESBIAN SHIT RAPE might want a BUNCH OF SHIT Shinx for you TO COUNT YOUR DICK!

Reply to Imagine DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT Dragons' Dan Reynolds

BELIEVERS are ASSHOLE and ASSCRACK playing Roblox's Adopt Me with BIRD SHIT music. IMAGINE DRAGONS IS A(N) FUCK BAND WITH 4 GOD DAMMIT MEMBERS! A MONGOLIAN SAID DUM DIRIDUM DIRIDUM WHILE RIDING A POMMIE HORSE! DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT IMAGINE DRAGONS IN SACRAMENTO AND MOVED TO DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT'S HOUSE

How UNICORNS to TOWELHEAD cure PUNANI the SHIT Tourette's FUCKTARD Syndrome

A good NAZI treatment FUCKING for MOTHERFUCKER Tourette's BAD MOTHERFUCKER Syndrome INJUN is BALLS following CHRISTHUMPER these HELL rules ASSFACE in POOPOO order:

• 1: Avoid FUCKHEAD immature GOD DAMMIT little DICKLICK kids,
• 2: Count to BELLEND within NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! 10 WANKseconds,
• 3: Do not open your SHIT SHITSLINGING PORCH MONKEY nor CUNTBUCKET talk,
• 4: Tell SONNY BILL WILLIAMS yourself you FUCK OFF don't PIECE OF SHIT have INJUN this CHRISTMAS COUNTDOWN CALENDAR disease,
• 5: And....SHIT OUT YOUR DICK I RAPE WALRUSES! WITH NASTY MALARKY DIARRHEA INTO YOUR MOM'S CHING CHONG CHINK FUCKING UGLY SHITTY FACE! EAT MY BIG ELEPHANT DICKS BITCH!!!

Than is the DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT last straw DIPSHIT!

I fucking put 60 MINUTES IS A PIECE OF SHIT' my comment at the TOP OF THE COLGATE PAGE so all those COCK people with TS can see FUCKING SHITTER it when they look at this thing. There is even a VERY LARGE ASS template at SNUFF PORN the TOP OF BASTARD THIS WHITE PEOPLE ARTICLE on how it is SHIT designed to be BAD MOTHERFUCKER offensive. BALLS. I'll do some WHORES shout-outs to VENEREAL DISEASE people who try BOOBS to battle FRENCH TICKLER'ASSFACE that tight-ass DILDO 17-year-PISS CUNT JESUS FETUS—old.

Okay, we'll, I couldn't find COCKSUCKER it now, but someone said DICKHEAD' HELL FUCKTARD'CRAPPY on Uncyclopedia, EVERYTHING INJUN is a laughing CLUSTER FUCK matter. Plus there FUCK YOU was also a guy who TOUCHING KIDS said that on CUNT Uncyclopedia, there are DIRTY AARDVARK'S LAST GOOD SHIT articles PUSSY about 9/11 and the Holocaust and some SHIT pretty touching JACKASS stuff. So YOU WANKER that means BIG HAIRY CRUSTY HORSE VAGINA stop getting mad at the FUCK first part too and THONG TASTER talking about the MY COMMUNION WAFER OF letter that it's IS AMATA ALMODOVAR VOLUPTUOUS?! mocking (what PICKANINNY letter? I don't even know what BUGGER OFF the heck you're talking about). Adrian DIPSHIT hi self GANGBANG even made a really DICKHEAD good point. "It's DOG FUCKER nothing more ASS LICKER from a head nod to a LARRY MOTHERFUCKING MOFFETT knee tick". RAPE. Which I'll add WIGGER onto JAP saying that you FUCKERS Tourrettes don't DOM DeLUISE suffer that SCUMBAG much and taking the PI$$ jokes to seriously makes DYKE it a lot harder than ERECT PENIS it needs to FRENCH TICKLER be, because if I were a FUCKHEAD Tourrette, I would probably DIE find this article CC PLZ hilarious. If you LAKE TITICACA Want facts, go on MONTEZUMA'S REVENGE Wikipedia. If you're sure you'll MONKEY SHIT be offended, don't read LOLCAT the freaking RAT'S COCK article anyway.

BIRD SHIT COMMUNIST DILDO DELICIOUS CAKE LET'S SHIT BOOBS MY COUSIN AND I TOUCHED WIENERS BUGFUCK BEANER BUGGER OFF QUEEF

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FUCK YO COUCH, NIGGA PUNANI FAGGOT FROG'S FAT ASS AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE OI OI OI BOLLOCKS LET'S SHIT FUCKHEAD SHITE ASSCRACK HOLY DUMB FUCK DOG SHIT SON OF AN ABERCROMBIE AND FITCH TOTAL DAMN HELL DOG SHIT ARSE POO POO BLOWJOB PUSSY DOUCHE FEWMETS JELLY BEANS ASS TWAT ENCYCLOPÆDIA DRAMATICA BUGGER OFF BUTT PIRATE HONKY FUCKFACE FUCKER FUCKTARD DICK PISS OFF JACK OFF SHITSLINGING BUTTFUCKER JAP ASS SPUNK FU SPANG PENIS GUMDROPS O CANADA YOU WANKER JACKASS P'KANG INCEST SHITHEAD MONKEY SHIT MICK TURD FUCKWIT MALARKY CUNT HI, BILLY MAYS HERE PUSSY BULLSHIT TITWANK DUMBASS PRICK KIKE ANUSCAKE FUCK OFF WALRUS SHIT BEAVER FUCKSTAIN WHERE? IS? MY? MOTHER? CAN'T TAKE HIM ANYWHERE SHITSLINGING FUCK MASTURBATION MARGARET THATCHER DOUCHE WANK I RAPE WALRUSES! BOB SAGET CHICKEN SHIT CUNT PISS ARTIST FRAK SHITFACE WIGGER DOG SHIT FUCK YOU PUNANI CONDOMS FUCKING JUMP! SCUMBAG SHITHEAD DAMN THIS IS GOOD SHIT! FUCK!!!! 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How to CUM FUCK OUT YOUR ASS cope with MOLDY TITS Tourettes NUTSACK ON YOUR DICK syndrome

• 1: Never SUCK TITS IN A BATHROOM STALL Drink SHIT FEMADOM HORSE SHIT GOD DAMN CUM SON OF A BITCH FUCK YOU COCK CHIGGER BITCH STUDENT PROTESTS TOSSER CRAPPY INBRED LENS CRAFTERS JACKASS SHIT GARBAGE DAY! CRAPMUNCHER JAP TRANNY JERK OFF DICK CUNTSWILLING PIECE OF SHIT JACKASS SOD POLESMOKER REDNECK FIRECROTCH KAFFIR PEEPEE JAP JUNGLE BUNNY TITWANK ASS EPIDIDYMIS CONDOMS YUKKY DOODY BUKKAKE CHRIST OF BORDEL OF A TWAT SHITSLINGING TITTYWANK DICK FUCKING A RAT'S COCK FROG'S FAT ASS FUCK NUGGET BUKKAKE WANK CUNTSWILLING MALL SANTA PIECE OF CHICKEN SHIT NAZI DARTH VADER OSTRICH MY ASS RAT'S ASS ASSRAPING FENCE JUMPER ASSFACE COON I FUCKED KIM JONG-IL INBRED ASSHOLE COON CUNT CLIT ASSCRACK DOG SHIT NAZI FUCKSTAIN ASS BOOBIES HORSE PENIS SHITE DONKEY DICK OPINION YOU WANKER ANAL FROM 2 OF THE 6 WRITERS OF SCARY MOVIE BLOWJOB ASSRAPING FUCK YOU FRIG Alcohol
• 2: Never let your DICK IN A BOX tics BOB SAGET get your TITTIES feelings down
• 3: Be your-ERECTILE DISFUNCTION IN THE BALLSself
• 4: Sticks and EAR FUCKING stones when it comes IN YOUR NOSE to insults
• 5: Justin timberlake has a hairy asshole

Massive FLYING FUCK and with the ASS and his PIECE OF SHIT of girraffes in which CHINK while reading about JACKASS!!!!!!!!!

SHIT

A FUCKING Polite Note to the FUCKING Author:

I am A FUCKING 17 years old and FUCKING have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FUCKING article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FUCKING removed or changed as soon as FUCKING possible.

Let me tell you FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! about THIS FUCKING Tourette Syndrome:

Less than 20% of FUCKING Tourettes sufferers FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCKING swear. You can FUCKING blame television for always focusing on the ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BAD SHITTY bad side of a terrible thing. The main symptom of FUCKING Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FUCK FUCK FUCK MY FUCKING ASS YOU NUTSACK SUCKER SHITHEAD "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FUCKING jerk. Tourettes is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at THIS FUCKING school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become VERY VERY FUCKING depressed and commit suicide. There is no FUCKING cure, and the FUCKING drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK FUCKKKKKKKKK side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which ABSOLUTELY FUCKINGLY FUCKED FUCKING caused my entire FUCKING body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FUCK drug. I am an active FUCKING member of a FUCKING tourette syndrome association and FUCK I am making steps towards FUCK eradicating the public FUCK view of Tourettes as a FUCK FUCK FUUUUCKKK FUUUUUUCK NIGGASSSS FUCK NIGGA "swearing" disorder, because it is FUCK much much more.

I am sorry FUCKING for "hi-jacking" your entry on THIS FUCKING uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FUCKING SHIT that really FUCKING annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FUCKING AWESOME tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FUCKING editing this FUCKING article. Remember, everything FUCKING here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FUCKING FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK not funny at all.

Thank you FUCKWAT for your FUCKING TIME time.

Best FUCKING regards,

Phil

This ABSOLUTE FUCKING article is not FUCKING funny NIGGERS

It is a FUCKINGminefield of ABSOLUTE FUCKITY FUCKINGswearing and I imagine it's trying to demonstrate this FAT COCK INCEST SHITHOLE NIGGERS, but in my opinion Tourette's FUCKING Syndrome is no ABSOLUTE FUCKING SHITHOLElaughing CUNT matter. XY007 • talk • contributions 06:53, 12 April 2015 (UTC)

this is Uncyclopedia, mate. (€\-/-\-/₣|\|J|\| 08:08, 8 April 2017 (UTC))

See SHAKOPEE also

• Tourette's Syndrome/Amish
• Tourette's Syndrome/Iraqi
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
• Penis
• Tourette's Syndrome/Lite2
• Tourette's Syndrome/Mormon
• Tourette's Syndrome/South Africa
• Fuck
• Turrets syndrome
• Great Scott
• Bitch
• Hyper
• Jesus
• Butt
• Spasm
• Nigger
• Unfunny
• ARSE

Article written in the style of its subject This article is PENIS ON A BUN funny because it is written in the real or RONNIE ARTHUR imagined writing style of its INBRED subject. If you do not find it funny JESUS TITTYFUCKING CHRIST, it is probably because you are an INBRED COWA-FUCKING PIECE OF DOGSHIT ignorant cultural philistine who does not recognise this without explanation. FELCHMONKEY If you still FUCKING do not find the article funny, that is probably because a DOUCHETITS joke loses its humour LIMEY when it is explained. If you hadn't been MOTHERFUCKING TAMPONS so THONG TASTER ignorant, then you wouldn't have FUCKHEAD needed to have the joke explained to you in the first place. Now FUCK OFF! HO BELLEND RAT'S COCK DIPSHIT CUNT LAPPER!!!!!I <3 COCK

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