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Y is TEXAN, Y'ALL!!!!!. Loves to play the drums, and usually hang out with musicians. This user is a purple-spleened administrator and messing with him/her could result in a ban. Knight Commander of the Order gobshite noob UOTM. ROTFL. (Full article...)

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  • ... that sovereign citizens have all the rights of U.S citizens, without having to follow any of the laws?
  • ... that the American Civil War was actually marked by many instances of uncivil behavior?
  • ... that while most Popes don't shit in the woods, sometimes bears are Catholic?
  • ... that it takes a great amount of sexual commitment to get a computer turned on, but once your computer is properly aroused, it can offer you some of the greatest sexual thrills you may ever experience?
  • ... that a drummer is someone who hangs out with musicians?
  • ... tennis isn't just a game?
  • ... that [Wiki|wiki formatting]] is perfect]? It never malfunctions'!

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